2003-04-13 - 10:12 p.m.
Well, well, well, bois and girls (RIGHT, like girls really Party With Brandon), there is a new voice in town and you all are going to be hearing about Mr. Baker�s life through me for the next few weeks. Brandon, my Super Star, is going to be SO busy with movies and men that he has asked his favorite Aunt, AnnaBelle Versnace, to keep you updated about his life. So, if you enjoy my journal entries and they allow you to live vicariously through the life of the hottest Porn Star and most exquisite Escort I�ve ever had the privilege of knowing, then write me and let me know ([email protected]). If you don�t enjoy my entries then go FUCK yourself, because this Diva doesn�t really care! DAMMIT, Brandon warned me that I had to be nice, so from this point forward I will try, but there are NO guarantees! The only time I guarantee to be nice is if you are a hot, young piece of chicken, and then I�m only nice until you drop trou and get into my bed.
Anyway, enough about me, let�s talk about that fabulous boi, Brandon Baker. We haven�t had an opportunity to write a diary entry in a couple days and I apologize for that. Brandon has been so busy with his blessed life and I have been cooking for a big church social and potluck today.
Friday night Brandon and his entourage of hot bois went out to Bourbon Street and let the Bourbon Pub and Parade have it. There was nothing too eventful happening, but it was a cute night out anyway. It was made much more interesting by having Brandon out, I am sure. Saturday morning Brandon had to be up at the ungodly hour of 10:00 a.m. to go and bartend at a wedding reception here in town. While he was bartending he spotted a cute little twink that was at the wedding with his parents. The child looked just like an Abercrombie & Fitch boi. Brandon found out later that he was a "str8" frat boi, but he sure wasn�t "str8" when he and Brandon snuck out to the parking lot and had some fun in his car. The boi kept coming to Brandon�s bar and was obviously infatuated with our Super Star. Brandon finally made an opening in the conversation and it took the boi about ten seconds to suggest they meet at his car. I am not sure what happened, but I do know that Brandon hasn�t enjoyed a bartending job that much in a LONG time. Maybe I can get all the details out of him about what happened in that Firebird and share it with you later. All I know for sure is Brandon got a bruise on his torso from the gear shift in the car. You figure out what happened!
Saturday night Brandon and his friend Maxwell left the Big Easy and headed to the old Baker homestead across the lake to visit Brandon�s parents. I know, I know, there really is a mother and a father who had the incredible genes that created Mr. Baker. They were spending the night with his family and having a bit of a family reunion this afternoon. He should be back in the city and blessing us all with his presence this evening. I know this isn�t the most exciting diary entry you�ve had, but it has been a very low key weekend in the Party With Brandon world. The days ahead promise to be MUCH more exciting as Brandon takes off from here late this week and begins travelling the globe again.
Stay tuned and I will keep you updated with EVERY juicy detail. In the meantime, don�t forget that you haven�t really partied until you Party With Brandon! Love you, Kids!
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