2004-03-25 - Las Vegas
Ny friend Duane (HE IS VERY WITTY!)sent me this e-mail:
U R OOC AND OTT!
---FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW, IN BRANDON-EESE OOC IS WHAT I SAY FOR OUT OF CONTROL AND OOT IS OUT OF TOWN! (wink)
You'll be really suprised when the "art" the guy wants to sell turns out to be the pictures of your ASS he took while you were passed out with various "African" items sticking in it!
---I CALLED HIM WHEN I WAS DRUNK IN THE TAXI THAT NIGHT IN CHICAGO WHEN I PISSED ON JOHN'S STEPS. WHEN I WOKE UP I HAD THE TAXI DRIVERS NUMBER BECAUSE WHEN I TOLD HIM I WAS FROM NEW ORLEANS AND HE WANTED A POT AT JAZZFEST. I PASSED IT ONTO A FRIEND. ANYWAY - I ASKED DUANE TO PASS THE NUMBER ONTO A MUTUAL FRIEND, WELL, YOU CAN SEE WHAT HE SAID. (WINK)
Good to hear from you and to know that your life is still the number one recruiting tool the church has today! Baby, if the clergy can't scare a person to Jesus with a snapshot of your life, then they are headed for hell for sure!
---ONCE MORE! OMG! OAKY WITTY ONE! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! (WINK) I LOVE IT.
Love you as always, miss you. Life is always more fun heartfelt when you are around.
---AWWWWWW! THANKS BABE!
Keep up the good work
---I CAN'T MAKE IT STOP!
I had this headache all day and all I wanted to do was sleep, whenever I did, this nightmare came back. (Can it be a nightmare if it is 4:00pm?) Regardless, I do not remember the dream, but I know it had a hallway, and scary people. I could not get more then like 15 minutes of sleep before I woke up in a cold sweat and had to switch spots on the bed. ARGH!
I think it was those damn clowns under Lisa's bed. Some days they make me not want to get out of the bed, what with thier gnashing teeth, and painted red lips and AHHHHHHHH! I can't keep talking about them, they'll hear me. Shhhhhhh...
It is good and bad that Lisa leaves me alone at home. I jacked of like 4 times AGAIN. I can't help it. I love porn. I just flip through the millions of photos I have slowing down my hard drive and stroke and stroke.
I took a bath and put one of those bath fizzies in it. COOL! It smelled good, then I took some photos of my rubber fishie in the tub. She likes to show off too. (wink)
I ate AGAIN! and then went back to bed. Day and night mean nothing to me. Nothing. I do not know if sun is coming up if I should be alseep or waking up. Who cares?
I ate cereal at 6:00pm for dinner that was breakfast and I ate deep-fried chicken nuggets, french fries and peanut butter and honey at 4:00am for breakfast that was dinner. WTF?
I spent a good deal online today with some HOT online friends. Thanks guys for entertaining me.
Until next time,
Brandon OUT FROM THE BED Baker
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