2004-03-31 - Las Vegas
I got my replacement phone.
I stayed naked today. I have this "idea" that I am being punished for doing something "wrong" like being caught masturbating and as my "punishment" I have to stay naked. Then I keep getting hard.
I met a client at the Excalibur. I like that building and castle theme. Not as much as Gladiators, but still it gave me some HOT ideas.
I went to Ceasar�s Palce for dinner by myself.
While I was there I went to Armani Exchange. I saw a guy I thought I knew from the internet, when I got home I e-mailed him. It was him.
My friend Charlie M. sent me this e-mail:
Smart-ass Answer #5: A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final
exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or
illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and
asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete
and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their
laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles
knowingly at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess
you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
I paid Lisa for the rent.
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